Top 10 Albums/EPโ€™s That DONโ€™T Suck [SEPTEMBER 2020]

laverne lack of vocationLaverne – Lack Of Vocation
(post-punk) (garage)
Vancouver, BC ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

mixed signals so far goneMixed Signals – So Far Gone
(pop-punk) (melodic)
Chattanooga, TN ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

last quokka unconscious driversLast Quokka – Unconscious Drivers
(post-punk) (aussie-attitude)
Perth, Australia ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

sbdc the feeling of winningSBDC – The Feeling Of Winning
(riot grrrl) (pop-punk)
Vancouver, BC ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

metayouth ronaldMetayouth – Ronald
(shoegaze) (emo)
Gadsden, AL ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

cunj smooth grindCunj – Smooth Grind
(indie-rock) (indie-punk)
Palatine, Illinois ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

open house gatorOpen House – Gator
(emo) (indie-punk)
Woodsfield, Ohio ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

mutombo dreadfully yoursMutombo – Dreadfully Yours
(indie-rock) (indie-punk)
Jakarta, Indonesia ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ

moonkisser summers fleeting majestyMoonkisser – Summers Fleeting Ma..
(post-hardcore) (hardcore)
Portland, Oregon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

miketeeevee magic wordsMikeTeeeVeee – Magic Words
(lo-fi) (indie-rock)
Marquette, MI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Hello, and thank you for coming. Why don’t you shake that load off and stay a while? Have a look around. There’s lots to discover! This includes but is most certainly not limited to this months top ten albums that do not suck. Come onnnn, let me take your coat.. No? Ok no problem. Keep it on. Whatever. Hey where are you going? Don’t leave. Trust me, there’s nothing out there for you. The world is absolute shit. Why not kick back and forget about it for a wile. Listen to these bands. Just do it! Hey! Don’t you trust me? Hey feck yew!

A scuffle ensues..

Ok great. I’m glad we worked that out. Please don’t struggle, you’ll only give yourself rope-burn. Ok! So! Where was I?.. ah yes..

This list contains a new release from one of my favourite local bands, Laverne. It’s been a highly anticipated album for me and it did not disappoint. Hopefully it doesn’t disappoint you either. If it does, that’s ok; It just means you have a bad attitude and you’re not very good at listening to music. Good thing you’re currently in the worlds greatest music-listening training facility. Get your ass in the SCRAP HEAP and give me 50 soldier!

Somebody seriously needs to take the internet away from me.

Yeah bye,

PS: I think that Mixed Signals album may feature some of the same members as a very obscure and mysterious band you may recall I was obsessed with a few years ago (and still am) called Briscoe. If anyone can confirm this and offer any more information, please get in touch.